“RoXXXy” The Sex Robot

Man has invented “Roxxxy” the sex robot. I think that’s only fitting considering the direction this country is headed. But what’s scary is they intend to replicate a real personality for this robot. My God, think of the possibilities.
I considered a better use for Roxxy. It seems that her only function is to please a man sexually. She can’t be too bright, can’t walk and is lazy as all get out. That automatically qualifies her for a job in Congress or maybe even the White House.

The “Pantybomber” And The Fool On The Hill

A fool who lived alone in a cabin on the hillside, was too stupid to understand that when your roof leaks, the remedy is to plug the hole. The “Undiebomber”, I prefer “Pantybomber” got on a plane with explosives. Just like the fool on the hill, our leaders don’t know how to plug the hole.

Grading Myself, Four Horsemen, Banks, Person Of The Year

I figured that if President Obama can grade himself (solid B+), I might as well grade myself. In Copenhagen, protesters showed up dressed as the Four Horsemen described in the Bible, even riding on horses claiming that their conquest, war, famine and death would happen if we didn’t do something about global warming. We have control over the 4 Horsemen? Obama wants the banks to pay us taxpayers back by doing the same thing that got them into trouble the first time. And, a list of the 5 finalists for Time Magazines, Person of the Year.

Tiger Woods Was Not “Diverse” Enough In The Types Of Women He Chose To Sleep With

It is a sickness that has over swept this country. No, not infidelity! Political Correctness. It’s so bad that now we have people who are so far gone they seem more interested in the fact that the women Tiger Woods decided to have “indiscretions” with weren’t “diverse” enough. I think what one Washington Post writer was driving at but didn’t have the berries to say so, was that Tiger’s “transgressions” occurred with white women. I guess if you plan to have affairs outside your marriage, do it the right way by today’s standards and pick, white, black, yellow, green, animal, vegetable, mineral, fat, skinny, same sex, opposite sex, etc. My God we’ve got it bad!

Greenhouse Gases: A Public Health Danger?

Ignorance and political fascism rule the day! Our government now has ruled that greenhouse gases, comprised of 95% water vapor is a pollutant and as such a public health danger. By making such a declaration, the EPA can now regulate essentially all facets of our lives. This is the sowing of the seeds of the global warming religion. People now are ready to believe that all the necessary and vital things for life pose a threat to us. Our own ignorance has opened the door and now we need to prepare for the consequences. What will we willing believe next?

Let The Copenhagen Climate Summit Games Begin!

The Climate Summit begins in Copenhagen today with free sex with Danish prostitutes for all summit attendees! IPCC Chairman Pachauri opened the summit by saying none of the information exposed from Climategate is valid because those scientists peer reviewed themselves and it’s all good. Rumor has it Obama will head to Denmark a few days early because of the free sex and his personal body guard will be Bill Clinton. Come join in all the fun and excitement as we kick off the Copenhagen Games!

Wow! I Hate Being So Stupid! I Can’t Figure Out This Unemployment Rate Thing

Today the new unemployment figures came out and even though there was a job loss of 11,000 the unemployment rate dropped by two-tenths of a percentage point down to 10%. In previous reports it appeared to me that each time we lost around 500,000 jobs, the unemployment rate would go up about .1%. I just don’t get it.

Tiger Woods And Infidelity 101

Being the best at hitting golf balls equates to a lot of money. Along with that comes women throwing themselves on you. Succumbing to the temptations can quickly take away all that money and destroy families. Tiger made really stupid choices. In this show, along with a little show and tell, I help people better understand how making those bad choices comes from leading a very abnormal life and what it’s like growing up to become a world class athlete. I share information I was given personally by the Philadelphia Phillies’ team councilor, Dickie Noles.

Bribery, Cheating, Lying, Stealing: Business As Usual In Today’s America

The $100 million health care bill bribery; If politicians stopped meddling in things they don’t understand, we could shut down Washington; Taking the moral high ground is kind of like claiming you’re only in ankle deep when you really went in head first; Global warming cheaters; Getting out of paying bad debt and back taxes.

Give Nobel Laureate Al Gore Advice? Bad Idea!

This is a spoof on what could have been repercussions from giving Al Gore, “the Gorical”, advice on Geothermal Energy. The Nobel Laureate s-t-r-e-t-c-h-e-d his information just a little too far in telling the American people that the core of the earth was “millions” of degrees in temperature. This is a spoof of me receiving a phone call from Mr. Gore after his embarrassment, trying to lay the blame on me. It contains a few surprises.

Tips On How Not To Become A Canine Attack Victim Like Taylor Mitchell

Young promising musician, 19-year old Taylor Mitchell, was attacked and killed by two coyotes while hiking in Nova Scotia, Canada. Authorities keep repeating that people are not a prey of interest to coyotes and that such attacks are rare. They claim they have no explanation as to why this would happen. I offer Dr. Valerius Geist’s 7 steps that wolves/coyotes take leading up to an attack on a human. This isn’t to scare people. It’s factual information that can arm you with knowledge and perhaps help you to avoid becoming a victim.

The Most Inept Presidential Leader Perhaps Of All Time

While our troops are being killed in Afghanistan and Iraq, President Obama keeps telling us he won’t rush into making any decisions to send troops into harm’s way. I ask, “Where does he think they are now?” I’d also like to know why Americans aren’t as angry at this man as I am? While he’s out playing golf and tripping around the globe wasting tax dollars, he refuses to even acknowledge we are at war and our troops stand in harm’s way everyday that he’s teeing off at some golf club. He’s in way over his head and unfortunately our kids are dying while he’s on the job training.

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