Tiger Woods For President?

Open Air is guest hosted today by Joey “The Snake” Buttafucco, who tells us all about Tiger Woods’ qualifications to be President of the United States.

Those CPACer Nut Jobs

Did you listen to any of the speeches at the CPAC convention? What a bunch of radical, angry nut jobs, saying things like we have to stop spending money we don’t have and referring to the U.S. Constitution, like that’s anything we need in our lives right now. And of course Glenn Beck took the prize with his way over the top keynote address, making statements saying it wasn’t good enough anymore just to suck less than the other guys. I mean really. Where does he come off saying such far right things?

Crisis: Diane Feinstein Wrote On Her Hand

Sarah Palin wrote on her hand to make notes evidently about items she thought were important. I DON’T CARE! Diane Feinstein cheated during a debate in 1990 and wrote on her hand things she wouldn’t forget. I DON’T CARE! What I do care about is the double standards of how the press covers such issues but more importantly, I care about the message that Sarah Palin brings and I care about the message Diane Feinstein brings. Everything else is just a smokescreen to deflect away from the truth.

The Left’s New Crisis: Sara Palin Wrote On Her Hand. Gasp!

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The left has a new crisis! A photograph of Sarah Palin taken sometime while at the 2010 Tea Party Convention, shows writing on her hand that might suggest a couple of notes made, or not, to assist her through her speech. The left is outraged at this seeming ignorant act from a “hick” from Alaska, the same left that supports their president, who while reading from his teleprompter, twice mispronounced the word Corpsman as “Corpse Man”. To think of the difficulties some people have in life as long as Sarah Palin walks, eats and breathes.

*Update:* I posted this video for a little bit of light entertainment. The idea that a former governor of Alaska would write a note on her hand and a portion of our society would go insane over it. Yes, I criticized President Obama for using a teleprompter in a sixth grade class setting. Read more

Budget Freezes For Dummies

I told my wife I had to make some cuts in our budget, that we were spending too much money. (I cut her shopping allowance and eliminated altogether any money for antiques. I also told her she needed to go on a diet so we could cut down on our food expenditures.) What I didn’t tell her was I jumped everything else 20,30 or 40% and then announced a freeze! Maybe I’ll get my new boat this year after all, if I can pull this one off.

Journalistic Integrity – Oh Yes! I’m Full Of It

I’m full of it alright but some of you probably think I’m full of something else besides journalistic integrity, whatever that is.

Maintaining journalistic integrity. What is that? It’s something to try to hide behind I think. There are few journalists by definition anymore. Most in the media business are “political provocateurs” and that’s okay. That’s what people want to hear. But there are some “journalist” who are the biggest defenders of journalistic integrity who have no integrity at all and are quick to find fault in others. I think we call that hypocrisy.

Sports And Sex – Open Air w/ Tom Remington

I never stop learning. Last night I learned why men play sports. Little did I know that it wasn’t about having fun, or learning how to work as a team, a sense of accomplishment, discipline, or even making money. No, playing sports for men is all symbolic of the sperm and the egg.

There’s A Time And A Teleprompter For Everything, Mr. President!

The President of the United States using a teleprompter, complete with official podium and Presidential Seal, is not quite appropriate for appearing in a 6th grade classroom in Virginia to talk about education. It’s awkward and it’s embarrassing….well, it’s embarrassing for me and it should be for the President and the White House. Maybe Barack Hussein could cancel a couple of his tee times and bring in a speech czar to teach him how to take thoughts and ideas from his brain and translate them onto his tongue.

I’m not suggesting the guy is stupid, although there has been some double standards, but this entire set up with his podium and teleprompter in a 6th grade classroom is pretty ridiculous. Who can take a person that does that seriously?

National Awareness Day For National Awareness Days

There are over 500 day, weeks or months of National Awareness. They range from month long awareness of candy and gay and lesbian history, to a day to recognize umbrellas and everything in between. So, do we set aside enough time to become aware of such things as the U.S. Constitution, the history of this great nation or those who fought and died so we could have Awareness Days?

It’s National Hat Day – Open Air w/ Tom Remington

January 15th is National Hat Day and what a better way to celebrate the day than with a parade of hats! Can’t say much for the model but at least the hats are interesting.

Buy Global Warming Insurance – Open Air w/Tom Remington

*Editor’s Note:* Within minutes of recording this show, the construction crews moved in outside my office hammering and drilling. I apologize if there are distracting noises.

The Heritage Foundation is warning people, particularly corporations to not buy global warming insurance. Even as a member I have to disagree. I think everyone should buy it and I’ll tell you how we can use the money and time of the insurance companies to do away with the nonsense of man-made climate change fear mongering.

Heritage Foundation link to Global Warming Insurance article.

Schnitt Show link to the list of global warming stories.

Half Man – Half Goat? Open Air W/ Tom Remington

From out of Turkey comes the story of a still-born goat fetus that appears to have the head of a man and the body of a goat. Can this be real? Is it biologically possible? Photoshopped picture?

After seeing something like this, it makes we wonder if we might need to make room for such things as “RoXXXy” the sex robot.

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