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Swine Flu Alert!!!!!!

Swine Flu Affecting More That Just You And I

Let’s Not Call It Swine Flu. What Will The Pigs Think?

Seriously though, Janet Napolitano and other officials want the name “swine” taken out of the name for the recent viral infection threatening to send the world into pandemic pandemonium. Evidently it’s not the pigs directly that the Obama administration fears offending, although I’m sure it has been discussed, it is the dangers that might result to the pork industry.

I have just one question and I’m going to attempt to keep it clean. If Obama is so concerned about hurting the pork industry, why are we allowed to call pointless spending pork? Certainly people must be repulsed by the use of the word pork to describe Congress. I mean, can you imagine being associated with politicians? Ewwwwww! Gross! Remember this past campaign season? How many times did Obama put lipstick on a pig? So insensitive! I bet he got no votes from the pork industry. Read more

Farting Can Save Earth!!

It was less than one year ago that we heard the world would end soon if we didn’t stop farting. Cows and other wild animals were mostly targeted as it seemed “fartlically” incorrect to point out the natural necessity of humans expelling unwanted and mostly enjoyable gas. In short, farts were contributing to global warming and by God something had to be done about it.

I have said numerous times before that if you just wait a few months, a new study will prove an old study obsolete. As we all know, studies prove that studies can prove anything (studies proved that). Read more

It’s Almost IRS Day

So here’s a little reminder of what it’s all about.

An Ancient Cure And A Modern Cure. The Epitome Of Ignorance

I’ve often told the story of Ed and Moe, two old farmers living on opposite sides of the town. Ed and Moe past each other every morning on the way to pick up supplies. Every morning there was never more of an exchange between the two men than, “Mornin’ Ed. Mornin’ Moe.”

This took place for years until one day as the two men met, “Mornin’ Ed. Mornin’ Moe. Say Ed. My horse is sick.”

To which Ed replied, “Feed him citronella.” Read more

Prediction Modeling: That’s Entertainment

I don’t pretend to be a scientist but I have slept at a Holiday Inn Express before. On top of that, I’m always seeking a good chuckle first thing in the morning. I think I found one.

I’m old enough to remember the days when people of this world predicted that computers, among other things, were going to make us all lazy slobs. We may have become lazy slobs but I’m not sure how much can be attributed to computers, at least directly. I will also date myself to say that one of my favorite classes in high school was called, “Computer Math”. That’s where I began learning Fortran (It’s a computer programming language most people have never heard of.) and logic. I’m anal enough to have enjoyed logic. What was cool about it was that I learned how to write a program that would give me desired results based on certain input. Yes, if I wanted I could skew the program to give me the results I wanted. (I knew you were going to ask.) Read more

“The Obamaman Can”……Again!

It was one year ago tomorrow that I first pasted up the YouTube video of “The Obamaman Can”, produced by the folks at the Schnitt Show radio broadcast that airs out of the Tampa, Florida area.

I thought it would be fun to bring it back and have a look and listen to see if any of his predictions have come to fruition.

Random Thoughts And Comments

My pea brain is having an itch this morning and so I thought it must be time to create some random (perhaps not so random) thoughts and comments.

Growing Up – What’s that Bible verse that tells us that when we were children we acted like one but when we became adults we put our childish things away? It’s always obvious to me on a regular basis that far too many have never put away their childish behaviors. This was on display this week when we learned that Barack Hussein Obama had sent a “secret” letter to Russian leaders Medvedev and Putin. In essence the letter said Obama would stop peeing in Putin’s sandbox if Putin would stop the bully in his sandbox. Read more

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