Joey “The Snake” Buttafucco On Iran And Women’s Rights

Our boy Joey tells us about how excited his wife, Carla, was this morning at 6 a.m. when she heard Iran got selected to sit on some commission within the United Nations on women’s rights. That sounds about appropriate and especially that the United States didn’t block the selection. Hmmmmmmm. Go get ‘em Joey!

Mind Over Matter – Harry Reid Matches Wits With A Fish

We’ve all heard the expression, “mind over matter”. For years I’ve always said that if you don’t have a mind, it don’t much matter.

Today I venture off into some combination of mindless satire, cynicism, hunting and fishing humor and poking fun of the lack of intelligence that seems to embody the halls of Washington these days. Listen in and watch and discover what happens when Sen. Majority Leader, Harry Reid, goes fishing with the Dali Lama and Harry tries to match his brain power with that of a fish. It’s really just an issue of “Mind Over Matter”.

Thumbnology! What In The World Is That?

Let Joey “The Snake” Buttafucco dazzle you with his discovery of the profound “Thumbnology”!

Tiger Woods For President?

Open Air is guest hosted today by Joey “The Snake” Buttafucco, who tells us all about Tiger Woods’ qualifications to be President of the United States.

Are Some Animal Lovers Caught In An Evolutionary Time Warp?

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I’m sure some would argue that man is not more intelligent or more evolved than the common beasts that inhabit the globe. As much as we have this urge to sometimes place man’s collective intelligence as being less than that of, say a cow, for the most part that is not true. Some of my best friends are brighter than a cow. Well, let’s say at least a slug.

There are two theories as to why we are here on this planet. One is Evolution and of course the other Creation. Which ever one you pick, I think it intelligent rationalization to claim that animals where here first. So, does that give them something over us? Preferential rights? First dibs? I called shotgun?

Let’s take a look. If man “evolved” from animals (take your pick which one), one would assume and some studies suggest that part of that evolution was the expansion of intelligent thinking. I know! I know! Stop thinking about Washington for just a few minutes, Okay? Read more

Sports And Sex – Open Air w/ Tom Remington

I never stop learning. Last night I learned why men play sports. Little did I know that it wasn’t about having fun, or learning how to work as a team, a sense of accomplishment, discipline, or even making money. No, playing sports for men is all symbolic of the sperm and the egg.

Mississippi Squirrel Revival – Ray Stevens

As I watched with great entertainment last night as the election returns came in from the Massachusetts senatorial race between Martha Coakley and Scott Brown, many thoughts raced through my head. I tried all night and woke up a few times during the night, on into this morning trying to think of what this election reminded me of. Then it dawned on me.

Ray Stevens! That’s right. Do you remember the “Mississippi Squirrel Revival”? When Ray was a boy, he snuck a squirrel he had caught into church one Sunday. The squirrel escaped Ray’s box and created quite the uproar in the old church.

I believe if you watch the video, you’ll agree that Scott Brown might just be the squirrel that escaped the box and raised cane in Massachusetts.

New Years Resolutions, Or A Wish List

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I thought about doing this for Christmas, but being that I am not one to look for gifts at Christmas time I thought putting together a list of resolutions or rather the things I would like to see changed for 2010 might do the trick. The following list is in no particular order.

1). Magically render all cell phones, Blackberries, etc. void and prohibited. These gadgets have and are destroying our society. They are hazardous to everyone’s health (because people just can’t cell phone/text and drive at the same time. Neither can cops but they somehow think they are better than the average Joe.)

We don’t need them and if you really think we do, examine life prior to cell phones and post cell phones. I rest my case. Read more

‘Tis The Season For Random Thoughts

The United States Congress has decided that there is nothing more urgent than to pass a law forcing college football to devise a playoff system and ditch the BCS bowl birth boondoggle that everyone hates this time of year because their team didn’t make it to the championship game. Go Prairie View!!

Can someone please explain to me why this is any of Congress’ biddnih? The same question that totally screwed up Nancy Pelosi’s head could be asked here; “Where specifically in the Constitution does it say that Congress is supposed to decide a national college football champion?” And before you Pelosi supporters ask, yes, I am serious. This is a serious question. (Hint: There is a Constitution) Read more

It’s National Grouch Day; Right Up My Alley! – Open Air with Tom Remington

Did you know it was National Grouch Day? Me either. I thought some about talking about how the White House seems bent on finding some way to censor Fox News and anyone else who opposes their views, but that was too heavy a topic. Perhaps the Rush Limbaugh saga would do. Naw! I’m to angry to talk about that. Maybe a good rant about what going on with health care reform; getting old. The war on terror? Nope! Cap and Trade? Ditto, negatories!

Let’s go people watching!

Letterman’s Jokes About Having Sex With Staff, A Joke

Jay Leno On ACORN

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