Put the Ham-Hat On!

It has been many months since I have found the time to write an article of substance, and for that I must apologize. The world around us is changing so rapidly, and my own perhaps more. I will endeavor to compose some intellectual prose in the future.

Today, I would like to comment upon suggestions made by famed talkshow host Glenn Beck yesterday. Glenn mentioned that he thought it a good idea to wrap the dead body of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi in pork products, more specifically, a bacon shroud and a ham hat. This would not be done out of hatred or revenge, but to deter future terrorists from following in Zarqawi’s footsteps.

I must agree, that such an act would be beneficial to fighting terrorists. Terrorize them, as they would gladly terrorize us. If they knew they would be wrapped in bacon, thus made impure and denied their billion virgins and eternal party with Allah, they would think twice before blowing up women and children in the name of their religion.

We must start burying all terrorists in pork products. That would stop a lot of these psychos!